For your reading pleasure, things I would never add to an online dating profile.
Unless my intent was to confuse/scare people away.
About me:
Single, bigger then the average Asian penis seeks playmate for bedtime stories and/or late-night activities.
Must be a woman or at least look like one after intense alcohol intake.
Ideal first date:
Lying topless on the couch, counting each others chest hairs.
I'm getting lots of hits w/ my actual dating profile.
Problem I'm finding is that the ones I share a definite interest in happen to live at a distance that some would consider booty call status.
The gas used would probably end up costing more then condoms.
If only I was into casual sex.
Wouldn't it be nice if the ladies that used the word "Sexy" in their profile name actually were.
Tricky, tricky.
2 comments:
truly sexy women are subtle about saying they're sexy... either subtle or so insecure that they don't think they are (and the non-sexy "sexy" sayers are so insecure that they're trying too hard by saying they are). Keep in mind: a truly sexy girl who admitted her sexiness on a personal site would get way more responses from unsexy men than anyone would want- and that makes them feel disgusting. And when one feels disgusting, they don't feel sexy. So, just keep looking hard for those tricky sly girls who know they're sexy, but need to maintain it by not saying it. Then they'll say it to you, and only to you... and that's sexy. ;)
It sounds like you're open to dating trannies. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Counting chest hairs and appearing to be a woman when you're drunk? haha. Just reading between the lines there. :P
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